I was a little annoyed, but I didn't make a big deal out of it.
I mean, it happens to the best of us.
Anyway, I went and looked in the mirror about 5 minutes ago, only to find my bottom lip swollen to the size of ... [insert a a clever word/phrase comparative to the size of my swollen bottom lip here.]
Let's just say, it looked kind of like this:
|Minus the beard and manface.|
Well perhaps that was a not-so-good example.
But you get the general idea. Thank you, Google Images.
What makes matters worse is that I am going for my Learner Driver's Licence on Monday, and (providing that I get it), I will be photographed with a bottom lip the size of my head.
And it won't just be a normal photo that I can untag in the vain hope that it will never be seen by the eyes of anybody with whom I have anything to do with.
I will have to carry it around inside my wallet for a whole year. And sooner or later one of my friends will be sure find it.
And from that day on, I will be known as "Fat-lip".
My lip will have completely deflated by Monday and I won't have anything to worry about. Apart from looking like a dead stoner in my Licence photo.
I will fail my Learners test and have nothing at all to worry about!
Until the following day when I sit the test again. -___-